AN OHIO airhead is facing felony charges after authorities say the 36-year old dialed 911 to whine — that her parents had shut off her cellphone service!
Massillon cops say rankled realtor Seloni Khetarpal called the Regional Emergency Dispatch Center to complain about her folks — and was warned only to use the line to report legitimate problems.

But stubborn Seloni persisted, they add, and was “belligerent” when she called again two hours later.
According to official transcripts, Seloni told the dispatcher,
“I feel unsafe. I’ve been unable to call for help or any of my friends.”
Officials say she also demanded police come to her home to investigate her tale of woe. And eventually they did — to arrest her on charges of disrupting public services!

The cranky caller appeared in court late last month and was released after posting $2,500 bond. Who paid the bond, who knows? But clearly, this overlay privilege lady can afford to pay her cellphone bill.