NAKED FLYER PLANE-LY LOSES IT!
A WOMAN who demanded to fly out of an airport while naked was arrested — and stripped of her freedom!
Investigators says Mariel Vergara, 27, strolled up to the Spirit Airlines counter at New Orleans’ Louis Armstrong International Airport in her altogether and refused to leave when staffers told her she wouldn’t be allowed aboard a plane without clothes.
Though the Colorado gal had donned a dress by the time authorities arrived, a deputy on the scene says she was not wearing underwear, and the garment failed to fully hide her private parts, which violated public decency laws.
The Jefferson Parish Sheriff’s Office says Vergara was charged with obscenity, resisting an officer, battery of a police officer, simple battery and remaining in the airport after being forbidden.
Five days later, the angry airhead was also charged with resisting police and battery of a corrections officer!
And now her apparent streak of bad behavior has been nipped in the bud: The Pueblo, Colo., resident was held at the Jefferson Parish Correctional Center in Gretna on $5,000 bond!