WACKO CALLS 911 – ’CAUSE PARENTS CUT OFF PHONE! 🤣🤣

AN OHIO airhead is facing felony charges after authorities say the 36-year old dialed 911 to whine — that her parents had shut off her cellphone service! Massillon cops say rankled realtor Seloni Khetarpal called the Regional Emergency Dispatch Center to complain about her folks — and was warned only to use the line to…

THIEF DROPS LIST OF HOMES TO HIT! – COPS

SOMETIMES it doesn’t pay to be organized — thief Robert Shull Goddard got busted after he sloppily dropped a notebook listing the places he planned to hit in future burglaries! 🤣😂 The 49-year-old crook thought he’d gotten clean away with a TV and a gun at a Nashville, Tenn., home he’d broken into by shattering…