NAKED FLYER PLANE-LY LOSES IT!

A WOMAN who demanded to fly out of an airport while naked was arrested — and stripped of her freedom! Investigators says Mariel Vergara, 27, strolled up to the Spirit Airlines counter at New Orleans’ Louis Armstrong International Airport in her altogether and refused to leave when staffers told her she wouldn’t be allowed aboard…

WACKO CALLS 911 – ’CAUSE PARENTS CUT OFF PHONE! 🤣🤣

AN OHIO airhead is facing felony charges after authorities say the 36-year old dialed 911 to whine — that her parents had shut off her cellphone service! Massillon cops say rankled realtor Seloni Khetarpal called the Regional Emergency Dispatch Center to complain about her folks — and was warned only to use the line to…

Jealous Lover Bites Boyfriend Penis

Talking about cheating this young lady wasn’t having it. ABOOZY man-eater blasted her beau for having a wandering eye before coming at him with a blade and biting his penis! According to police, Esperanza Gomez, 33, was tossing back beers with her boyfriend in a Miami Beach apartment when they were joined by a female…

WOMAN BREAKS INTO HOUSE and GIVES TOT a BATH!

Elizabeth Hixon claims she wanted to care for the child AN OHIO mom woke in the night to a creepy nightmare — a stranger was inside her house soaping up her toddler for a bath! “I see a white female lady bent over the tub with my 2-year-old in the tub,” recalls a horrified Areica…